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[015] The First Sign of the Apocalypse
I'm going to fucking kill my little brother Hi there. For those of you who may not know me, my name is Alena Alkeinos and I'm writing this today to tell you all about how DC comics are better than Marvel. I think I'm gonna be sick For any of you that know me may find this rather odd, especially if you have any intimate knowledge of my long-lived love affair with Jacob Kurtzberg, Stanley Martin Lieber and Steve Ditko (That's Jack Kirby and Stan Lee for the laymen) and the works that have spawned from such. I am not denying my love of Marvel comic books and their characters but I've simply come to the realize that DC has it merit, and very much at that. I mean when it comes down to it we all know that without DC that Timely Publications (which eventually changed it's name to Marvel Comics), would not have even exsisted. Thank you god for Martin Goodman creating Timely

The characters DC has created over the years are easier for the target audience to relate with and are usually just regular people like you and I. Where as Marvel feels the need to create some cataclysmic event in order for their superheros to be spawned, DC takes the less dramatic route and simply uses the most basic of human impulses to fuel their caped crusaders. BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! Another point in fact as to why DC is better than Marvel is their continuity is much easier to follow, sure there are small differences inbetween the AUs but for the most part you don't have to read twenty seven different story arcs based in sixteen different alternative universes just to know the entire history of a single character. AoA's Earth-295 is still the fucking best

A third point as to why DC is better than Marvel is that the characters themselves aren't just cookie cutter repeats of earlier characters Even though the fucking Decimation pretty much wrote out all of the shit characters. Why the fuck did they keep Jubilee? WONDRA!? ghey as well as Marvel has a tendency to pigeonhole their characters into roles that they never deviate from and never emotionally mature. DID ANYONE FUCKING READ NEW X-MEN: ACADEMY X!? God, I love you Joe Quesada There are many other points that could be brought up, but at this point I think I've done what I've set out to do. My soul hurts...

Thank you. I think I might start crying


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l o g o f p r e m o n i t i o n s.

Tuesday Nov. 4 - STILL DON'T GIVE A FUCCCCCCCK-AH!

Wednesday Nov. 5 - WHY DID I SLEEP WITH EVAN AGAIN!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!?

Thursday Nov. 6 - I wonder if I killed everyone if I could get off with a plea of temporary insanity or like mental defect or something.

Friday Nov. 7 - Superman getting the results of a HIV test. (Dylan)
Synch getting a tattoo by Destiny. (?) (Alvin)
Invisible Woman talking to Roulette. (? & ?)

Saturday Nov. 8 - X-23 and Nate Grey... euw. (Fuckface and Bitchcunt Gabe and Emily)
The Anarchist doing a cartwheel. (?)
Multiple Man... buying a skirt. LOLWUT!? (?)
Blade running with an apple in his hand being chased by somebody I couldn't make out. (?)

Sunday Nov. 9 -
Hyperion... seeing shit? I dunno even how to describe it. (?)
Cypher shoving a cookie in his mouth. (?)
Trevor Fitzroy staring at a can of Cheez Whiz incredulously. (?)

Monday Nov. 10 - Nocturne just sorta chilling at home. (?)
Nate Grey singing in the shower. ...Why? Is that really needed? (Gabe)
"Split screen" of Jean Grey talking to Onslaught. (Sam & Grant)

Tuesday Nov. 11 - Black Death sitting at a desk greeting someone that I couldn't make out. (?)
Toad face down in a pool. (?)
Alex Power with a camera poised to their face. (Amora?)