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What ch'ou know about me, what ch'ou, what ch'ou know 'bout me?
What ch'ou know about me, what ch'ou, what ch'ou know?
They say my couch lip gloss is poppin', my couch lip gloss is coo'.
Does anybody know what I can do with aproximately 15 tubes of lip gloss, becuase I found all of ^^^that^^^ in my couch cushions... and don't think I need that many. Could be wrong, but I'm just guessing.
IN OTHER NEWS!
THE COUCH GHOST IS GONE!
WASN'T ACTUALLY A GHOST! BUT WHATEVER!
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Posted on January 28, 2009 @ 7:41 am
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I thank God everyday for Jan Terri. *snort*
Check out her other smash hit Get Down, Goblin.
Ohjeez. I don't even have asthma and I think I need an inhaler to breath because I'm laughing so hard.
( Private )
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Posted on January 12, 2009 @ 11:44 pm
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COOKIE! I NEED SOME COOKIES! PUN TOTALLY INTENDED!
Before I explain this scenario... please don't hate me?
I need $200 dollars worth of baked goods before tomorrow night?
One of the tattoo artists at the shop, Tim Farmer, we just found out today is gonna be featured on the cover of Tattoo and he's leaving Wednesday morning for a tattoo convention in Seattle so my dad wants to throw him a surpise party/going away party to celebrate. For some reason he put me in charge of getting food and at this point in time I really, really, really can't think of any other option. >.<
If you could do this for me and I can come and pick it up tomorrow at like 5 o' clock, I'll be like your slave or something? Please don't let your girlfriend hunt me down for saying that...
TY TY TY TY TY!
( Private )
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Posted on January 11, 2009 @ 7:41 am
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Okay, here's the thing- Fuck Craigslist.
Amirite?
On the other hand let's all praise the amazingness that is Brandon DiCamillo and his lyrical genius.
I mean when is the last time you picked up your copy of GnarKill vs. Unkle Matt and the ShitBirdz and didn't think about how you wish you could freestyle rap like that?
Never.
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Posted on December 23, 2008 @ 12:33 pm
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When youse guys get your presents you had better like them because I just had to eat the grossest double cheeseburger ever since I'm broke and didn't have money for anything actually edible for lunch. Like some Steak-ums...
That being said- COME LET ME STAB YOU WITH NEEDLES! I NEED $$$!
...that is all...
( Private to Lucy )
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Posted on December 17, 2008 @ 8:42 am
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Yesterday brought about the genesis of a rousing new game at the tattoo shop called "Catch Allie!" It's a really horrible game that doesn't take much to play. All you need is: an Alena (or a resonable facsimilie of such), two big hulking morons (Thomas and Bojeezy work really well), a nice big open playing field (like out by the dumpsters behind the shop) and a blunt or two (might I suggest banana or cognac?).
It usually starts off with the Alena tattooing the new apprentice, Amberly, with the two hulking morons heckling her the entire time. Fast forward to a celebratory smoke out behind the shop at closing where in Bojeezy is trying to clothesline Thomas and then decided to tackle Alena. Alena gets up and laughs it off when Bojeezy attacks again- this time with a bear hug that quickly turns into a headlock. Finally Bojeezy throws Alena over his shoulder and tries to toss her into the dumpster before deciding it'll be a better idea to toss her to Thomas. This game ends when Thomas starts laughing while trying to throw struggling Alena back to Bojeezy and ends up dropping her on the ground.
That's enough third person POV. My elbows and the underside of my forearms are all cut up and it sucks bawls. I swear if I lose any colour in my sleeve... Thomas and Bojeezy will pay. >.<
I love my job.
Junior and Amy-
Did you guys get your Christmas packages from MeeMaw and PawPaw yet? I got a new Bible, a lavender sweater and some Christian 'hard rock' CD. When are they going to realize I'll never be the good little Catholic girl they hoped to model after Mom? At least they didn't send me a book on abstinance again this year...
( Private to Junior )
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Posted on December 09, 2008 @ 5:33 am
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Astonishing X-Men #1 Motion Comic
(Totally would have just posted the vid if Marvel's youtube account hadn't disabled embedding. [i.e. click the damned link])
I fucking ♥ Joss Whedon and John Cassaday.
Don't worry Joe Quesada... I haven't betrayed you.
"Super powers, a scintillating wit, and the best body money can buy... and I still rate below a corpse."
I've always loved that line of Emma's, don't know why.
( Private to T.E.A.M. )
( Private to Sam, Lucy and Gabe )
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Posted on December 05, 2008 @ 12:26 am
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When did you become such a slut?
I love how Kele Okereke says the word 'slut'.
I don't know why, there is just so much passion and emotion behind it.
It's a good word.
Twat are you saying? I cunt hear you.
( Private )
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Posted on November 29, 2008 @ 2:55 pm
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Posted on November 28, 2008 @ 5:22 pm
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I've suddenly got the urge to go through my possessions and weed out the junk. I've got a shitton of art supplies that I don't need anymore becuase I no longer use said mediums or have gotten replacements. Anyone looking for a four colour silk screening press? How about some old rebar and a plumber's vice? Also... somehow along the way I've picked up a pair of skis. Does anyone need any skis?
Oh and I've also decided that I've got waaay too much jewelry and need to get rid of some of it. I don't know the specifics on this ring... opal... something or other. Size 6. I don't really know how much it's worth knowing that fuckface, he probably got it out of a gumball machine. Happy Valentine's Day, my fucking ass. but why don't we go with $20 OBO? That's 'or best offer' for those of you aren't as learned in garage sale slang as I am. Also if anyone wants a mounted moose head, I'm willing to break into to parents house and steal the one in my dad's study... because it needs to BE GONE! Come on Bristol, help me out so I don't have to deal with the creepsies on CraigsList.
Meg- I've got quite the collection of coffee mugs and random utensils of yours that I've somehow gathered over the years. I'm thinking you might want them back, especially your 'World's Best Mom' one. You've gotta be a great Mom to deal with that GD son of yours, how the hell do you do it!? I was just wondering when would be a good time to bring them over there because there are quite a few.
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Posted on November 28, 2008 @ 2:40 am
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Alvin Reynaldo Alkeinos, Jr. is a punk bitch.
When I have to get extensions and/or hair plugs because you pretty much ripped out my hair... you can bet you are paying for it baby brother. Hope they've got a nice pension plan at Manifest you can dip into when that day comes.
( Private to Gabe )
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Posted on November 20, 2008 @ 4:35 pm
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( I got a Blowjob today! ^,^ )
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Posted on November 14, 2008 @ 7:33 am
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R.I.P.
Piotr Nicolavitch Ginovaef Rasputin Alkeinos
October 27th, 1999 - November 13th, 2008
Miss you already, Putin. <3 <3 <3
Thanks again, Gabe.
( EVAN )
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Posted on November 12, 2008 @ 11:29 am
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I'm going to fucking kill my little brother Hi there. For those of you who may not know me, my name is Alena Alkeinos and I'm writing this today to tell you all about how DC comics are better than Marvel. I think I'm gonna be sick For any of you that know me may find this rather odd, especially if you have any intimate knowledge of my long-lived love affair with Jacob Kurtzberg, Stanley Martin Lieber and Steve Ditko (That's Jack Kirby and Stan Lee for the laymen) and the works that have spawned from such. I am not denying my love of Marvel comic books and their characters but I've simply come to the realize that DC has it merit, and very much at that. I mean when it comes down to it we all know that without DC that Timely Publications (which eventually changed it's name to Marvel Comics), would not have even exsisted. Thank you god for Martin Goodman creating Timely
The characters DC has created over the years are easier for the target audience to relate with and are usually just regular people like you and I. Where as Marvel feels the need to create some cataclysmic event in order for their superheros to be spawned, DC takes the less dramatic route and simply uses the most basic of human impulses to fuel their caped crusaders. BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! Another point in fact as to why DC is better than Marvel is their continuity is much easier to follow, sure there are small differences inbetween the AUs but for the most part you don't have to read twenty seven different story arcs based in sixteen different alternative universes just to know the entire history of a single character. AoA's Earth-295 is still the fucking best
A third point as to why DC is better than Marvel is that the characters themselves aren't just cookie cutter repeats of earlier characters Even though the fucking Decimation pretty much wrote out all of the shit characters. Why the fuck did they keep Jubilee? WONDRA!? ghey as well as Marvel has a tendency to pigeonhole their characters into roles that they never deviate from and never emotionally mature. DID ANYONE FUCKING READ NEW X-MEN: ACADEMY X!? God, I love you Joe Quesada There are many other points that could be brought up, but at this point I think I've done what I've set out to do. My soul hurts...
Thank you. I think I might start crying
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Posted on November 04, 2008 @ 3:58 am
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I don't want to sleep. I can't sleep without dreaming of Evan. It's no better then I'm awake... because I'll be doing fine but then I see some movie he gave me or something stupid and my mind comes right back to Gabe. I've been thinking about it over the past few days... did I really spend 5 years of my life with Gabe? Was that 5 years wasted? It doesn't really matter, he choose her... blatantly told me to get over him. "He's not worth my happiness." HOW!? How do you just get over somebody like that? How do just stop making yourself like someone who have liked for the past ten years and dated for half of that? I just really, really don't know. I get to the point where I think I'm fine... but then I see him again. Does he honestly expect me to be able to just forget about all of that and go back to being friends like in 6th grade? I can't fucking do that! This Evan thing doesn't help at all either... was there a possibility I actually enjoyed it. No, no, that can't be true. I don't like Evan Elkins. I really don't know who I can talk to this about- I've been trying to talk to Lucy for the past week but she's got more important things to do than deal with my bullshit, she's got Sam now. And Marlie... I've already pulled her into this more than was warranted. What the fuck am I supposed to do about all of this!? Is it possible to just... get... stop... I really, really don't know. Goddamnit where is my bong!?
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